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"I'm funny. Laughing with me or at me, you're still laughing."

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Monday, March 12, 2012

Vodka Recipe

Crushed Ginger, Noni berry Snapple, vodka and honey the rim. One of my drink creations. Enjoy!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Dead Squirrel

This week i have a job dog walking. First day. Saw the saddest thing. Then a really gross thing. Walking down the street I see a squirrel had met an untimely death by automobile i assume. there appeared to be something next to it. i gathered up the leashes, last thing i need is to wrestle a bloody half mangled squirrel corpse from the jaws of the very cute Leo. I imagined leo and sammy playing tug of war. me trying to explain the blood all over sammy, who is a white littlwe dog. Leo is small but has hair like a lions mane...... then what was next to the squirrel. A baby squirrel. dead. they are so cute. sad. and left me to wonder how that happened. I walked down the road to one of my, i wish i lived there houses then started to walk back up. Still thinking about them i decided to take a closer look. investigate. Almost there. A car is driving down. as i wait for the car to pass i see the tire run over the baby. fuck. had to ask?

Saturday, June 4, 2011


i was writing about my international hair model thing when i deleted it all and now am writing this. Sometimes one sentence can change your whole perspective on the future. just a couple of random words thrown together to in that moment. that moment after. a heartbeat. everything becomes clear. nothing has changed. but now you can see.

The Gym

The ringing of caged cell phones in the locker room feels like unscripted desperation.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Overheard in Runyon

"the sun is really hot, why?." - boy wearing yellow shorts. purple headband.